aglaja:

besturlonhere:

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

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dangerouspoetry:

dangerouspoetry:

my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”

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I’m nearly a 20 year old man

update:

I gave in

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her name is stephanie

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simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

05:29 pm, reblogged  by isthatlikeiloveyouforpussies 485078

(Source: best-of-memes)

04:30 pm, reblogged  by isthatlikeiloveyouforpussies 203805

thenthedoctorsaidrun:

doctorwhothefuckareyou:

loki-dokey:

nightmareloki:

driinababy:

worst possible time to find out about your superpowers

Oh my GOD

HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS

Just gonna post this again because ohmYGOD

HYOYLFUKC LOOK AT THE THING HE JUMPS ON AS HE’S JUMPING OFF OF IT. IT FUCKING BREAKS OR SOME SHIT

(Source: meme4u)

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Yay free tiny Coke! (at St. Enoch Square)

  06:08 pm, by isthatlikeiloveyouforpussies

(Source: teamsandwich.com)

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twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real

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popculturesavvyangel:

charlesoberonn:

teamstarpluskid:

mewchamp:

mewchamp:

"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"

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gay blue pink LGBT WWII color vlogbrothers Hank Green gender lgbtqia nerdfighteria Hitler sueishappygay blue pink LGBT WWII color vlogbrothers Hank Green gender lgbtqia nerdfighteria Hitler sueishappy
gay blue pink LGBT WWII color vlogbrothers Hank Green gender lgbtqia nerdfighteria Hitler sueishappygay blue pink LGBT WWII color vlogbrothers Hank Green gender lgbtqia nerdfighteria Hitler sueishappy
gay blue pink LGBT WWII color vlogbrothers Hank Green gender lgbtqia nerdfighteria Hitler sueishappygay blue pink LGBT WWII color vlogbrothers Hank Green gender lgbtqia nerdfighteria Hitler sueishappy

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I’ve been waiting for this post all my life

09:00 pm, reblogged  by isthatlikeiloveyouforpussies 484658

chillona:

fratboysegs:

my favorite tweet at the moment

BLEEEEWWWWWWWWP~

  06:00 pm, reblogged  by isthatlikeiloveyouforpussies 50927

you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE


dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

04:30 pm, question from Anonymous, answered reblogged  by isthatlikeiloveyouforpussies 143133

indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

03:00 pm, reblogged  by isthatlikeiloveyouforpussies 367906

shrewdshrew:

if someone gave this to me i would die

(Source: therealheirofslytherin)

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