you know what really gets my goat?
my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”
I’m nearly a 20 year old man
I gave in
her name is stephanie
"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"
I’ve been waiting for this post all my life
Ways you can help:
come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not
I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF